Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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