u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
