I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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