So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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