if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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