My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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