Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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