Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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