I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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