Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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