I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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