...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I had to cum in my sink.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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