i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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