The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
