At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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