She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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