when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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