How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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