i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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