i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
