I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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