he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
