Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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