Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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