i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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