sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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