i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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