guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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