That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
