I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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