Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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