So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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