this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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