i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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