I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We don't watch enough power rangers
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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