Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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