Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
