i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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