I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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