oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
