the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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