dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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