We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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