We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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