Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So apparently I’m into choking now
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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