Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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