guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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