That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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