I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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