Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ugly people sure do ruin things
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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