Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Where are you guys?
Drunk
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
